Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.

omgtermblr:

cooltrainerdrew:

The amount of truth in this statement is staggering.

Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

erinnightwalker:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

I own that movie and still watch it regularly :3

yessir-whatever:

Sexual frustration and Lack of sleep = Life